Petroleum Rain
chosenkat:

a moth for linjers ;w;

chosenkat:

a moth for linjers ;w;

goremuse:

Embryo // Parabo1a

goremuse:

Embryo // Parabo1a

freckletarian:

saltvinegar:

:> Photos for my final major project - The End of It All. 

Big thanks to petroliuus.tumblr.com for doing such great job on facepaint.

Woo!

whoo!!

tea-time-in-dawn:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

That person is living the dream

tea-time-in-dawn:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

That person is living the dream

just saw a really cool rocker guy

this took roughly two train journeys!

this took roughly two train journeys!

coelasquid:

suicideducks said: I think if you’re going to eat meat then you should be at least somewhat willing to kill animals. I don’t like the idea of reaping the benefits of something I could do myself by aren’t willing to.

I was watching No Reservations with Anthony…

i would totes eat a seal

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

Alternate titles for the Vimes books

femgineer:

Sam Vimes And A Moron Who Wants A King

Sam Vimes and A Madman Who Wants A King

Sam Vimes And Fuck You I Said No Kings

Sam Vimes And YOU’RE ALL MORONS

Sam Vimes And Why The Hell Am I A Diplomat?

Sam Vimes And The Dumbest Revolution Ever

Sam Vimes And Weird Dwarf Stuff

Sam Vimes And Class Guilt

tea-time-in-dawn:

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY - BOOBIES ARE LURRRVLY

are you feeling okay, nyania?